Of Mice And Men//You’re Not Alone
"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"
are they drinking detergent
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS
SMOOTH AS FUCK
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”
Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids
Dan casually promoting his video to fudging TYRA BANKS
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along